...you should go & buy something now that you have made this effort...
to whom it may concern: [you]
i am most heart-warmed & grateful for your unsolicited contact via electronic means...if i am unconscious or recently deceased it is unlikely that i will reply but in the event that you do receive a reply i recommend printing it out & organising a party to show people who care about things that happen in your life that are good...(though if you can't wait you can treat this as a reply & go out to buy novelty hats immediately).
...or read something by Dr Paul Craig Roberts
or shop for novelty party hats
...or read a little about mass surveillance in new zealand or in the uk or in the usa or in canada or in australia...
...or learn about the geology of new zealand [really interesting]
...or look at nice pictures of flowers instead